Neon Genesis Evangelion

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A series of flashing images from the anime's opening sequence


Rei in a medical bed, with her left eye being scanned and her right eye bandaged.

a flight attendant bursts into the cabin
“is there a nerd on board?! terrorists have hijacked this plane and refuse to land safely unless somebody explains the plot of neon genesis evangelion to them”
finally” i think as i raise my hand “my time to shine


A parody of the Bayeux tapestry. A man berates 'Damn ye Shinji get ye at once into the automaton' and points at a 'mech' made out of medieval buildings A parody of the Bayeux tapestry. Gendo, sitting in a throne, orders 'Rei thou art required one time more'. Rei lies, obviously injured, on the catwalk in front of the 'head' of the 'mech'. Shinji repeats his mantra 'Fain that I should flee hence'. A parody of the Bayeux tapestry. The 'mech' stands in its horrible glory. Above, a medieval version of kKomm, süsser Tod reads 'It all cometh descending downwards, descending downwards, descending downwards.'

Matarael, the spider-like angel, pours orange acid from its large eyeball.
A tweet from @ldrinkh20 that reads 'My (48M) Evangelion pilots (14M, 14F, 14F, 14M, 14M) have unionized.'
Yui Ikari says 'I want to show my child the bright future.'
i want to show my child my giant shitty corpse robot
A comic, reading right to left. In the first panel, a dying Gendo lies on the ground. He says 'Yui? Yui? Is that you? Oh thank god help me I'm like 99% sure I'm gonna die.' In the next panel, Yui looks down on Gendo and says, 'Hahahahaha, wow no.' In the final panel, she continues, 'You're like, the biggest asshole on the entire fucking planet.'

after a freak accident at the bible warehouse, the only surviving record of Christianity is Neon Genesis Evangelion.


What are you alive for?
Maybe I'm living because I want to figure that out.

well i hope that cruel angel got into grad school


During Instrumentality, Shinji bemoans that 'No one understands anything about me!'. A version of Asuka rebutts, 'What are you, stupid?! Of course no one understands! No one could possibly understand anything about you!' A version of Misato says, 'The only person who can sympathise with you, and understand you, is you.' Rei adds, 'So, be good to yourself.'
An image of Unit-02 impaled by the Lance of Longinus. The image has been annotated. The lance is labeled 'lance of freindship [sic]'. The Geofront is labeled 'Egypt'. The Eva unit is labeled 'friend', and the point where Unit-02 is impaled is labeled 'lovepalement'.
Goodness, look at the time!
A nervous Shinji standing in front of a clock where all the numbers have been replaced with 'Get in the fucking robot Shinji.'
Concept art of Shinji from the artbook. In the upper right corner, Shinji does the iconic Gendo pose. Concept art of Asuka from the artbook. In the concept art she has mousy brown hair.
Concept art of Misato from the artbook. Concept art of Gendo from the artbook. There's also a few sketches of Ritsuko as a brunette.
More concept art of Misato, now with black hair. Another brunette version of Ritsuko also appears in the top left. Kensuke, Shinji, and Toji.
Concept art of Rei from the artbook. One version has black hair. There's also a drawing of a brunette Asuka, black-haired Misato, and Rei. More concept art of Rei, with a drawing of Shinji, Kensuke, and Toji.
Neon Genesis Evangelion original character concepts - taken from Der Mond: The Art of Evangelion artbook by Yoshiyuki Sadamoto
Ramiel, a blue octohedron, fires a laser from on of its edges through a building.
A meme of a YouTube video. In the video, Senator Bernie Sanders points to a screenshot from End of Evangelion. The video is titled 'Senator Bernie Sanders Explains the Ending of Neon Genesis Evantlion (Full 8 1/2 hours)'.

also just for the record the only eva I like is the ADV dub of the tv series, none of this shitty Netflix dub or remake movie crap


Adam  Lilith
Sachiel and Shamshel Ramiel and Gaghiel  Israfel and Sandalphon
Matarael and Sahaquiel  Ireul and Leliel  Bardiel and Zeruel
Arael and Armisael  Tabris and Lilin
An edit of a scene from Spongebob. In the top panel, Spongebob is replaced with Ramiel (a blue octohedron). The person speaking says 'Just look at him. Square!' In the bottom panel, the speaker is revealed to be Plankton with Gendo's face pasted on. He exclaims 'The shape of evil!'.

Meta

If you’ve watched Evangelion, the thought “What in the living HELL is Instrumentality, anyways?” We’ve all been there- and hopefully I can clear some of these things up.
Ok, so the basics first- what is Instrumentality? Well, at it’s roots, it is a plan to combine all of humanity into a single, consummate hivemind of a being. Instrumentality is caused by an Impact, which is (once again, at its most basic) the collision of a being derived from Adam (the Angels and all Evangelion but Unit-01, including the Mass Production Eva) and a being derived from Lilth (the Lilim/Humanity, as well as Eva Unit-01).
Eva’s mythology tells us that in the beginning of the Universe, there was a perfect civilization (the First Ancestral Race, or FAR) on the verge of collapse. They separated out certain aspects of their society into so-called “seeds of life” and scattered them across the universe- but somehow two seeds landed on Earth. Adam, the “Fruit of Life” which held immortal beings, landed first. When Lilith, the “Fruit of Knowledge” which held intelligent beings later crashed into Earth, the contact between the two caused First Impact. All that we really need to know about First Impact is that it terraformed Earth to suit all of Lilith’s children- the Lilim.
In 2000, the Katsuragi Expedition was exploring in the Antarctic, finding and subsequently experimenting upon Adam. Adam awoke from his coma-like state, contacting the Lilim Humans and starting Second Impact. The scientists had enough sense to try and mitigate the damage and reduce Adam to his embryonic state, but the process of Adam terraforming Earth to fit his children, as well as his childrens’ awakenings, had already begun. The terraforming is what caused the natural disasters and eternal summer on Earth, and Adam’s brief awakening is what woke the Angels.
Now, to Third Impact and Instrumentality- where shit gets complicated. Impacts are, in a sense, preparing the Earth to hold a type of life form and preparing said life form to live on Earth- they often are referred to as “artificial evolution.” The fates that be had apparently decided that humans couldn’t evolve any further as individual beings and must become one- this is why the Third Impact triggered Instrumentality- humanity’s evolution.
Essentially, there were three different plans for Instrumentality and how this evolution should go competing for dominance.


  1. Yui Ikari’s plan, to both better humanity and set herself up as a sort of God- in her words, “proof that humanity existed.” She wanted humans to be able to choose whether they wanted to fight through the emotional pain of Instrumentality and come out a “reborn person” or submit as part of the hivemind, meanwhile setting herself up to eternally watch from afar. Essentially, she was a utilitarian who wanted a more flexible, more logical “evolution” no matter the number of people it hurt in the end- because the end result was “good.”
  2. SEELE’s plan- SEELE’s motives have always been a little murky, but they are generally considered to be religious zealots of sorts. They actually think that Instrumentality will better humanity- though they, of course, will be left as Gods. (Until they seemingly change their minds in EoE) We do know, however, that they believe that humanity HAD to become one massive, super-human being to survive- no room for compromise here.
  3. Gendo Ikari’s plan- All Gendo wants to do is reunite himself with Yui. He is willing to use whatever means necessary to accomplish this.

Yui’s plan ends up prevailing- simply because Gendo, with all of his overzealous dedication to getting what he wants, plays right into it. Although Gendo owns all of the Evangelion, Yui has planted herself IN one- she has total control. She makes Unit-01 consume an Angel for its S2 Engine, (the organ that give Angels immortality) and takes control from Shinji whenever the Eva is threatened. This ensures that she has the ability to drift in space forever, watching- a god. So- Third Impact finally rolls about, after all this scheming from all fronts. Gendo plans to unite Rei (half-human, half-Lilith) with Adam’s embryo buried into his hand, but Rei rejects him. SEELE plans to use the Mass Production Eva and Unit-01 to bein Third Impact- which does work, until Rei-Lilith (who, arguably, is initiating Yui’s plan) hijacks the plan and gives Shinji and the rest of humanity control over their own Instrumentality. Thus, in the end, everyone gets to choose whether they want the fate of destruction or the joy of rebirth.


Maya sits on the floor at her laptop, panicking. 'The AT fields. The AT fields are all disappearing.'  'Is this the answer? Is this what I was looking for?' She asks.
A second pair of hands comes from behind and covers Maya's on the keyboard.  Maya turns to see an illusory version of Ritsuko, calling out Ritsuko's name.
The illusion of Ritsuko says 'Maya' and embraces her.  Maya hugs back and calls out Ritsuko's name.
Maya cries happy tears.  Maya dissolves into LCL. In the background, we see that the illusion of Ritsuko typed out 'I need you' on the laptop screen.

I think this is honestly my favorite part of the entire Komm, süsser Tod sequence mainly due to the fact that the world is ending and Maya (like anyone realistically would be) has been freaking out the entire movie leading up to this point under her desk and finally the one person she respected/looked up to shows up to her and she just enters this absolute state of relief and in a sense happiness and yells out Ritsuko’s name and holds her tight before she becomes LCL. Like I don’t know why I love that part so much but I just do. Maybe because she in a sense gets some peace even though she was such a minor character. Maybe that’s why I just love the whole Komm, süsser Tod sequence in general.


A side-by-side comparison of Tom holding Jerry and Eva Unit-01 holding Kaworu A snippet of a bio for Hideaki Anno. He states his favorite American animation is Tex Avery and Tom & Jerry (and he doesn't like Disney).

Fun fact, that long shot of Unit-01 holding Kaworu is literally a Tom and Jerry reference.

“What does it mean to pilot Eva?”
Every time this question comes up in the series I think less about how Rei, Shinji, and Asuka feel about this and more about Kensuke and Toji. Sure Kensuke isn’t a pilot but he seems to be the only one in the series who wants to be a pilot and thinks he would be up to the task. I find it interesting how he’s the military enthusiast, but he’s also pretty realistic and perceptive compared to the other kids. Though he also has a bit of the military idealization going on as well.
Then there’s Toji who gets to be the fourth briefly and from the start he’s reluctant and doesn’t want to do this. He does it to protect people and for his little sister but you can tell this isn’t him at all. He may be stubborn but he does have a good heart.
I feel like these two need to be considered every time piloting eva is brought up and their dynamic is important.


A slideshow of images of the Eva units going berserk and out of the armor.

Too many people only seem to appreciate the Evas as “mecha” when they are in fact 100% monster.
Evangelion is a series about titanic Frankensteinian abominations forced to defend the earth from cosmic horrors. There isn’t even one “robot” in it.
It’s an awesome and pants-shittingly terrifying revelation when they explain the armor isn’t to protect them- it’s to cage them.