The Love Calculator

Test the love between two people or characters by entering their names below to calculate their compatibility.

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How compatible are they?

Score Translation
0 - 5% Loathing. Superlative loathing. And not with the homoerotic undertones of Wicked.
5.1 - 15% Yeesh. This is less a relationship and more a restraining order.
15.1 - 30% Have you considered divorce? Or Jerry Springer?
30.1 - 45% You two need couples' counseling ASAP.
45.1 - 60% Like, it seems like you'd be just fine as acquaintances.
60.1 - 75% Still in that awkward-first-date stage, I see.
75.1 - 85% All relationships need effort, but it seems like you're putting in the work.
85.1 - 95% We love a power couple.
95.1 - 100% Soulmates! Obviously, it's meant to be.